Sarah Silverman Reveals How to Be a Full-Grown Woman in Glamour June 2014
Behind the 43-year-old’s potty mouthed demeanor, her chat with the publication proved that she’s actually very matter.
Check out Sarah’s do’s and don’ts for being a full-grown woman below!
Don’t clutter your life with stuff you can’t afford:
“Keep your overhead low. Get a car with good mileage. Work toward buying your apartment. Shop at Gap. Enough with obsessing over the latest bag. It’s a purse. It holds stuff. Get a backpack. You’re being ridiculous.”
Do be with someone who gets turned on by you being turned on in bed:
“Not everything has to be tit for tat, but a little genuine reciprocity is key.”
Don’t talk sh*t about yourself:
“You’ll start to believe it. Instead of droning on and on about how the tops of your strong, working thighs touch, why don’t you ask your friends how they’re doing, huh?”
Do be nice to yourself:
“I’ve caught myself feeling utter disgust looking at myself naked, and then I realized: If I was someone else, I would think, She’s beautiful and strong! If we were half as nice to ourselves as we are to any f--king stranger on the street, we’d be winning.”
Don’t let defeat discourage you:
“I got fired from Saturday Night Live and fired from my next job, a sitcom, right after. It made me gun-shy. But I lived through it. I kept going. As Charlie Kaufman said: ‘Do not worry about failure. Failure is a badge of honor. It means you risked failure.’”