Khloe Kardashian Takes Over “Chelsea Lately," Jokes About OJ Simpson Relations

Posted Thursday March 6, 2014 3:25 PM GMT

She loves getting out on her own, away from her showbiz family, and Khloe Kardashian did a masterful job filling in for Chelsea Handler on “Chelsea Lately” on Wednesday night (March 5).

The “Khloe and Lamar” starlet joked about the silly tabloid rumors regarding her supposed crazy life. “I know this might be shocking, but all the stories they print are 100 percent false.”

Kardashian continued, “If you do the tabloid math, I am currently carrying three different men’s babies. But I can confirm that I am not pregnant. If I was my boobies would actually exist. Right now they are so pushed, I have all my back fat pushed so that it looks like I have t*ts.”

Furthermore, Khloe joked, “Probably the biggest rumor floating out there is that OJ Simpson is my dad… Well, I really hope that’s not the case because I did f**k him once.”

Later, Kardashian slammed her mother/manager Kris Jenner for trying to be just like her sister Kim Kardashian during a segment about Justin Bieber and his leech of a father Jeremy.

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