Kanye West Defends Kim Kardashian on “South Park”
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have always loved poking fun at Kanye West with their hit show “South Park,” and last night (December 11) it was more of the same.
During the Season 17 finale, the “Black Skinhead” rapper took to an animated forum to fire back at the notion that his fiancé/babymama Kim Kardashian is a Hobbit.
West’s character declared, "OK, first of all, I am not Aquaman, I am a recovering gay fish. Yes, I have met Aquaman, I have hung out with Aquaman, but the only thing I have in common with Aquaman is my love of the sea."
"Now, there have been malicious rumors started at this elementary school that my beautiful fiancé is a hobbit. That is not funny and it is not true! Yes, Kim is heavier than most of her pictures show her to be. Yes, she gets her hair lasered off her body. Yes, she has as friend named Gandalf, who happens to be a wizard."
Kanye continued, "B**ch, how you not the hobbit again? Oh, OK, I got it ... OK, if my fiancé Kim is a hobbit then ... how come she don't live in a hole in the ground? Boom! All y'all just got lit up! She don't live in no hole in the ground, she lives in a big ass mansion with me, in her room, which is slightly below ground!"
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