Justin Bieber: More Nutjob Legal Wackos

Posted Wednesday October 24, 2012 2:40 PM GMT

Taking his posse to the Allstate Arena in Rosemont, IL, Justin Bieber took the stage for another night of his ‘Believe’ tour on Tuesday (October 23).

The 18-year-old serenaded the crowd with his vocal styles and was joined by Carly Rae Jepsen and Cody Simpson for the all-star performance.

Given his immense fortune and fame, the Biebs is an obvious target for jerks looking to extort a quick buck. And the latest allegations against the “As Long As You Love Me” singer are far more looney than anything we’ve ever heard before.

A Michigan man has filed a lawsuit claiming that Bieber stole his American Express credit card to get a penis enlargement, and also owes him $426.78 for Selena Gomez’s abortion.

The plaintiff also alleges that Justin and Selena are both his biological children, and that Bieber gave Gomez an STD while romping around on the Canadian bear rug in his room.

But it doesn’t stop there- the lawsuit states, " Usher Raymond came to my house on the fourth of July 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring Kate Perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums."

It continues, "[Bieber] stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty [sic] combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones."

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