George Clooney & Cate Blanchett Featured in “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Mean Tweets Vol. 6

Posted Friday February 7, 2014 10:55 AM GMT

It’s becoming one of his hottest regular segments, and the sixth installment of Mean Tweets was hilarious on “ Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night (February 6).

George Clooney read, “I’m very much looking forward to the day when the world stops sucking George Clooney’s t**t. Lumpy-faced basterd.”

“Mad Men” hunk Jon Hamm also joined in- “I’m just gonna throw this out there. I hate Jon Hamm. I hate his face. I hate his pig name. I hate how smug he always looks. I hate Jon Hamm.”

Furthermore, Jennifer Garner received a real doozy- “Jennifer Garner looks like a duck’s vagina. Literally, a duck’s tw*t.” She replied, “That’s not nice!”

Meanwhile, John Goodman had a good one- “That butter that they put on your popcorn at movie theaters? It’s actually made from John Goodman’s ball sweat.”

Sarah Silverman shared, “I wanna pee in Sarah Silverman’s face. No reason behind it.” Her reaction? “No reason needed!”

And of course, Matt Damon took a hit from Kimmel himself. He stated, “Too bad they don’t give an Oscar for blowing a** because Matt Damon would win every year. Go buy another zoo and live in it, Bourne I-d**khead. #nodisrespecttobenaffleck.”

Clearly “stunned” by the sentiments, Damon turned to Kimmel and asked, “Are you wearing yoga pants?” before telling the camera, “He’s wearing yoga pants.”



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