Jim Carrey Declares His Love for Emma Stone
The “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” stud took to his official TruLife website to declare his love for the “Help” hottie.
Jim began, “I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. If I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids.”
Unfortunately, Carrey confessed he’s too old for Stone, noting his wrinkled forehead, a bit of grey in his beard, and the fact that it “takes him a little longer to pee than it used to.”