James Franco Pens “Fictional” Essay About Lindsay Lohan for Vice Magazine

Posted Tuesday June 10, 2014 10:05 AM GMT

He’s never been accused of having good taste and James Franco is firing back at Lindsay Lohan for including him on her “sexual conquests” list earlier this year.

The “Palo Alto” hunk just wrote a short story about a ‘fictional’ encounter he had with LiLo at his hotel room at Chateau Marmont and it appears in Vice magazine.

James’ tale reads, "Now we were lying in bed. I wasn’t going to f*ck her. She had her head on my shoulder. She started to talk. I let her. I ran my fingers through her hair and thought about this girl sleeping on my chest, our fictional Hollywood girl, Lindsay. What will she do? I hope she gets better. You see, she is famous.”

"She was famous because she was a talented child actress, and now she’s famous because she gets into trouble. She is damaged. For a while, after her high hellion days, she couldn’t get work because she couldn’t get insured. They thought she would run off the sets to party. Her career suffered, and she started getting arrested (stealing, DUIs, car accidents, other things). But the arrests, even as they added up, were never going to be an emotional bottom for her, because she got just as much attention for them as she used to get for her film performances.”

"She would get money offers for her jailhouse memoirs, crazy offers. So how would she ever stop the craziness when the response to her work and the response to her life had converged into one? Two kinds of performance, in film and in life, had melted into one."

Stay linked to the GossipCenter for updates on Lindsay’s response to Franco’s prose.

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