Charlie Sheen's Roast: The Highlight Reel
Airing in competition with the season premiere of his former show "Two and a Half Men," Charlie Sheen drew out a full slate of stars as his Comedy Central Roast aired on Monday night (September 19).
The 46-year-old actor nonchalantly sat in his chair as names such as Seth MacFarlane, William Shatner, Mike Tyson, Kate Walsh, Steve-O and Jon Lovitz took their turns poking fun at his wild and crazy doings.
In the end, Sheen took to the podium, telling the audience, "I did porn stars, I did drugs, I had my own TV show and then I did what all the people in America wish they could do - I told my boss to f*** off. Then it was gone, in one fiery public flame out. And it was only when the smoke cleared, I realized just how lucky I am."
To close things out, Charlie said of his family not being in attendance, "They have seen me in jail, they have seen me rushed to emergency rooms, they've seen me dragged to court., but seeing me on basic cable would kill them."
He added, "I am done with winning because I have already won. This roast may be over, but I'm Charlie Sheen. In here burns an internal fire. I just have to remember to keep it away from a crack pipe."